- If it rings, put it on hold.
- If it clunks, call the repairman.
- If it whistles, ignore it.
- If it's a friend, stop work and chat.
- If it's the Boss, look busy.
- If it talks, take notes.
- If it's handwritten, type it.
- if it's typed, copy it.
- If it's copied, file it.
- If it's Friday, FORGET IT!!!
