You Might Be a Cop if...
- People shout, "I didn't do it!" when you walk into a room.
- Your idea of a good time is an armed robbery at shift change.
- You disbelieve 90% of what you hear and 75% of what you see.
- You believe the government should require a permit to reproduce.
- You believe prozac should be added regularly to the water system.
- When you mention vegetables, you're not referring to the food group.
- You want to hold a seminar entitled "Suicide - getting it right the first time."
- You call for a criminal record check on anyone who seems friendly toward you.
- You believe anyone who says, "I only had two beers" is going to blow over 150.
- You walk into places and people think it's high comedy to seize a co-worker and shout, "They've come to get you...".
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JOKELO on Dec 20th, 2007
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