You Might Be a Programmer if...
- You lust for O'Reilly books.
- You know that "goto considered harmful".
- You are looking for the "else" at the end of this joke.
- You believe that making a wrong program worse is no sin.
- Every combination of three letters is a meaningful acronym for you.
- When you are counting objects, you go "0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D...".
- You can remember seventeen computer passwords but not your anniversary.
- You are sure that the year 2000 is a leap year, and know why it is dangerous.
- You start laughing hysterically when the topic of computer reliability is brought up.
- You go to balance your checkbook and discover that you're doing the math in hexadecimal.
- The language you are best speaking is English, but the language you are best writing is Java.
- On vacation, you are reading a computer manual and turning the pages faster than everyone else who is reading John Grisham novels.
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JOKELO on Nov 12th, 2006
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