You Might Be an Engineer if...
- Your favorite James Bond character is "Q".
- You see a good design and still have to change it.
- You still own a slide rule and you know how to use it.
- Your family haven't the foggiest idea what you do at work.
- In college you thought Spring Break was metal fatigue failure.
- You have modified your can-opener to be microprocessor driven.
- You are better with a Karnaugh map than you are with a street map.
- You think the real heroes of "Apollo 13" were the mission controllers.
- You take a cruise so you can go on a personal tour of the engine room.
- You think "cuddling" is simply an unproductive application of heat exchange
- You have owned a calculator with no equal key and know what RPN stands for.
- You make four sets of drawings (with seven revisions) before making a bird bath.
- You have trouble writing anything unless the paper has horizontal and vertical lines.
- Your ideal evening consists of fast-forwarding through the latest sci-fi movie looking for technical inaccuracies.
- You think the value of a book is directly proportionate to the amount of tables, charts and graphs it contains.
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JOKELO on Jan 6th, 2007
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