You Might Be a Physicist if...
- The water in your kettle is boiling at 373 Kelvin.
- You know that the speed of light is 299,792.5 km/sec.
- You know the direction the water swirls when you flush.
- You've already calculated how much you earn per second.
- You are sure that differential equations are a very useful tool.
- You are at an air show and know how fast the skydivers are falling.
- You know the size of the elctron, but don't know your own shirt size.
- When you break a vase you blame the second law of thermodynamics.
- You try to explain entropy to strangers at your table during casual dinner conversation.
- You avoid stirring your coffee because you don't want to increase the entropy of the universe.
- Your three year old son asks why the sky is blue and you try to explain atmospheric absorption theory.
- You're at a wine tasting event and find yourself paying more attention to the cork screws than the Chardonnay.
- You carry on a one-hour debate over the expected results of an experiment that actually takes five minutes to run.
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JOKELO on Jan 13th, 2007
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