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Don't Put This in Your Application Letter

Category: Business Jokes

  1. I'm really keen to work for you, I hear the drugs are good.
  2. I regret that I have no references. Unfortunately, every company I have worked for has since closed down.
  3. I'll kill myself if I don't get a job.
  4. I know where you live.
  5. Any sentence beginning with "I was recently acquitted."
  6. I'm really tall, so I think I'd be well suited to this job.
  7. Happy faces.
  8. By the way, I understand that you have unmarried daughters.
  9. I'm confident that I'll get this job. The voices told me.
Sent by: JOKELO on Mar 16th, 2007 Rating: 3.00 (1 votes)
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