You Might Be a Computers' Support Technician if...
- When asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it is 16 or 32 bits.
- You dream in 256 pallettes of 256 colors.
- You are reading a book and look for the scroll bar to get to the next page.
- After fooling around all day with routers etc, you pick up the phone and start dialing an IP number.
- You get in the elevator and double-click the button for the floor you want.
- You look for a icon to double-click to open your bedroom window.
- You look for the undo command after making a mistake.
- You disdain people who use low baud rates.
- You know how to take the cover off of your computer, and what size screwdriver to use.
- You can understand sentences with four or more acronyms in them.
- You would rather get more dots per inch than miles per gallon.
- You rotate your screen savers more frequently than your automobile tires.
- You see a bumper sticker that says "Users are Losers" and you have no idea it is referring to drugs.
- You know without a doubt that diskettes come in five-and-a-quarter and three-and-a-half inch sizes.
- You have ended friendships because of irreconcilably different opinions about which is better -- the track ball or the track pad.
- You are zen-like in your acceptance of users, realizing that there is no limit to the depths of cluelessness, and yet you help them anyway.
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JOKELO on Mar 20th, 2007
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