Acronyms for International Airlines

Italy
ALITALIA = Always Late In The Air, Late In Arrival
ALITALIA = Arrived Late In Turin, And Luggage In Australia

Britain
BOAC = Better on a camel Belgium
SABENA = Such A Bloody Experience Never Again

Pakistan
PIA = Please, Inform Allah

Yugoslavia
JAT = Joke About Time
Pacific Western Airlines
PWA = Pray While Aloft
PWA = Please Wait Awhile Airlines
Trans World Airlines = Teeney Weeny Airlines.