- Not spending enough quality time with the kitchen applicances.
- Came dressed in only a towel...again.
- Ran out of paper clips.
- I've decided to telecommute.
- Ambassador to Belgium is at the White House.
- It's a long drive home to Texas.
- One-day sale at Macy's.
- My brain is melting!
- I think they found me out...
- Accidently erased the whole week's work off the computer disk.
